This is where I keep my collection of excerpts from junk mail.
A weblog, of sorts.

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24/5/02<br>
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You Can Look 5-10 Years Younger
with One 30 Minute Application in the
Comfort of Your Own Home!<br>
AND YOU CAN...
<br>
Become Rich through Giving Away  
Free Samples of Our Life Enhancing 
Non-Surgical "Face Lift in a Bottle"
to your Friends and Family! You
Heard Me Right, NO SELLING!!!!!!

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10/5/02<br>
Our collection for the curvaceous woman offers a beautiful selection of gowns,                                                                                                      
teddies, corsets, bras, panties and accessories.
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10/5/02<br>
Here's the Truth about Marketing on the Internet. . .
<br>
Our research has found that many people have 
tried one or more of the following...
<br>
Free Classifieds?  (Don't work)
<br>Web Site?          (Takes thousands of visitors)
<br>Banners?           (Expensive and iffy)
<br>E-Zine?            (They better have a huge list)
<br>Search Engines?    (Easily buried with thousands of others)
<br>
S O   W H A T   D O E S   W O R K ? 
<br>
Although often misunderstood, there is one method 
that has proven to succeed time-after-time.
<br>
      E - M A I L   M A R K E T I N G   ! !


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7/5/02<br>
ATTENTION ALL SERIOUS GAMBLERS.
<br>
How would you like to be "A GUARANTEED WINNER" when you bet
on a Horse Race?
<br>
Now you can be. We are that confident that we can make you a profit 
from Horse Racing THAT WE MAKE YOU THIS GUARANTEE,
<br>
IF YOU DON'T TREBLE YOUR STAKE WE WILL DOUBLE IT 
OURSELVES OUT OF OUR OWN MONEY.

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7/5/02<br>
Note :- the one below is an example of the well-known 'Nigerian scam'.
Don't be taken in!<br>
 ATTN: MANAGING DIRECTOR/C.E.O   
<br>   
   FROM:DR. ELI JOSEPH.
   <br>
   LAGOS - NIGERIA   
   <br?
   REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
   <br>  
   I will advise that you read thoroughly and
   carefully, through this  mail. 
   <br>
   This transaction is highly confidential and 100%
   risk  free. It should  be strictly between you and
   me.Note clearly that  this  transaction has 
   been well planned and masterminded by my colleagues
   and I. We have followed all the required official
   contract award/payment procedures, and 
   all documents to facilitate the smooth conclusion of
   this transaction are legitimate and officially in
   order. There is no problem, this contract is LEGAL.
   THIS TRANSACTION IS A BUSINESS DEAL BETWEEN YOU AND
   US, BUT IT IS LEGITIMATE AND GENUINE TO THE
   AUTHORITIES. I want to assure you that you have
   nothing to fear about, your main priority should be
   to give us your total co-operation, and follow our
   advice/instruction. You should consider this 
   transaction as already successful & concluded. This 
   transaction is for real, its no Childs play. As the
   Chairman of the Committee I hereby solicit strongly
   for your total co-operation and confidentiality, in
   this transaction and also hope that you will not
   betray the confidence that we have reposed on you,
   for you will benefit immensely from this transaction.

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7/5/02<br>
 ONE DAY YOU,LL WANT TO DO SOMETHING NEW AND
 EXCITING...FINALLY THE SECRETS OUT, DIRECT E-MAIL
 IS & ALLWAYS WILL BE THE #1 MARKETING METHOD....
<br>
 IF YOU HAVE A PRODUCT, service or message you would like   
 sent to the Internet MILLIONS, you have an INCREDIBLE 
 option...DIRECT E-MAIL ! 

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7/5/02<br>
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<br>
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<br>
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with a 2.99% intro APR and you'll be automatically entered to win! Just click here or copy and paste
into your browser: 

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5/5/02<br>
=========================================<br>
Investment in technology that will make you money.<br>
=========================================<br>
 
AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:<br>
 
Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home? A one time
investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars let's get you on the road to financial success.
 <br>
ALL THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !<br>
===========================================<br>
BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!<br>
 
Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the letter you have been
hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet,
a national weekly news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation
of this program described below, to see if it really can make people money. The
show also investigated whether or not the program was legal.

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3/5/02<br>
THIS WILL GET YOUR SALES " JUMPING " ...
 <br>
 IF YOU HAVE A PRODUCT, service or message you would like   
 sent to the Internet MILLIONS, you have an INCREDIBLE 
 option...DIRECT E-MAIL ! 
<br>
IF YOUR LIKE SO MANY OTHERS, you've tried free classifieds,
websites, banners, e-zines, search engines and have
found that it can take thousands of visitors, can be
expensive and iffy, or you can be easily buried with
thousands of others.        

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30/4/02
<br>
What do you Really Know about your Employee?<br> 
What do you Really Know about your Lover?<br>
What do you Really Know about your Baby Sitter?<br> 
What do you Really Know about your Business Associate? 
<br>
You NEED to protect yourself! You NEED to know the TRUTH!
<br>
WE CHECK PEOPLE OUT FOR YOU!!!

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30/4/02
<br>

 Locate Missing Persons, find Lost Relatives, obtain Addresses

 and Phone Numbers of old school friends, even Skip Trace Dead

 Beat Spouses.  This is not a Private Investigator, but a

 sophisticated SOFTWARE program DESIGNED to automatically

 CRACK YOUR CASE with links to thousands of Public Record databases.

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30/4/02
<br>
HI!
<br>
I happened across your site on the web, and I thought you might be interested in this.
I received an email from a fellow named XXXXX telling me about a program with a new system of
stacking free 
members in a group, and I would have a chance to upgrade ahead of the others. When one of those
people upgraded, 
they would be in my residually paying downline!

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