This is where I keep my collection of excerpts from junk mail. A weblog, of sorts.

24/5/02
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AND YOU CAN...
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10/5/02
Our collection for the curvaceous woman offers a beautiful selection of gowns, teddies, corsets, bras, panties and accessories.

10/5/02
Here's the Truth about Marketing on the Internet. . .
Our research has found that many people have tried one or more of the following...
Free Classifieds? (Don't work)
Web Site? (Takes thousands of visitors)
Banners? (Expensive and iffy)
E-Zine? (They better have a huge list)
Search Engines? (Easily buried with thousands of others)
S O W H A T D O E S W O R K ?
Although often misunderstood, there is one method that has proven to succeed time-after-time.
E - M A I L M A R K E T I N G ! !

7/5/02
ATTENTION ALL SERIOUS GAMBLERS.
How would you like to be "A GUARANTEED WINNER" when you bet on a Horse Race?
Now you can be. We are that confident that we can make you a profit from Horse Racing THAT WE MAKE YOU THIS GUARANTEE,
IF YOU DON'T TREBLE YOUR STAKE WE WILL DOUBLE IT OURSELVES OUT OF OUR OWN MONEY.

7/5/02
Note :- the one below is an example of the well-known 'Nigerian scam'. Don't be taken in!
ATTN: MANAGING DIRECTOR/C.E.O
FROM:DR. ELI JOSEPH.
LAGOS - NIGERIA I will advise that you read thoroughly and carefully, through this mail.
This transaction is highly confidential and 100% risk free. It should be strictly between you and me.Note clearly that this transaction has been well planned and masterminded by my colleagues and I. We have followed all the required official contract award/payment procedures, and all documents to facilitate the smooth conclusion of this transaction are legitimate and officially in order. There is no problem, this contract is LEGAL. THIS TRANSACTION IS A BUSINESS DEAL BETWEEN YOU AND US, BUT IT IS LEGITIMATE AND GENUINE TO THE AUTHORITIES. I want to assure you that you have nothing to fear about, your main priority should be to give us your total co-operation, and follow our advice/instruction. You should consider this transaction as already successful & concluded. This transaction is for real, its no Childs play. As the Chairman of the Committee I hereby solicit strongly for your total co-operation and confidentiality, in this transaction and also hope that you will not betray the confidence that we have reposed on you, for you will benefit immensely from this transaction.

7/5/02
ONE DAY YOU,LL WANT TO DO SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING...FINALLY THE SECRETS OUT, DIRECT E-MAIL IS & ALLWAYS WILL BE THE #1 MARKETING METHOD....
IF YOU HAVE A PRODUCT, service or message you would like sent to the Internet MILLIONS, you have an INCREDIBLE option...DIRECT E-MAIL !

7/5/02
***SPONSOR MESSAGE***
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5/5/02
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Investment in technology that will make you money.
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AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home? A one time investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars let's get you on the road to financial success.
ALL THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
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BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the letter you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of this program described below, to see if it really can make people money. The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal.

3/5/02
THIS WILL GET YOUR SALES " JUMPING " ...
IF YOU HAVE A PRODUCT, service or message you would like sent to the Internet MILLIONS, you have an INCREDIBLE option...DIRECT E-MAIL !
IF YOUR LIKE SO MANY OTHERS, you've tried free classifieds, websites, banners, e-zines, search engines and have found that it can take thousands of visitors, can be expensive and iffy, or you can be easily buried with thousands of others.

30/4/02
What do you Really Know about your Employee?
What do you Really Know about your Lover?
What do you Really Know about your Baby Sitter?
What do you Really Know about your Business Associate?
You NEED to protect yourself! You NEED to know the TRUTH!
WE CHECK PEOPLE OUT FOR YOU!!!

30/4/02
Locate Missing Persons, find Lost Relatives, obtain Addresses and Phone Numbers of old school friends, even Skip Trace Dead Beat Spouses. This is not a Private Investigator, but a sophisticated SOFTWARE program DESIGNED to automatically CRACK YOUR CASE with links to thousands of Public Record databases.

30/4/02
HI!
I happened across your site on the web, and I thought you might be interested in this. I received an email from a fellow named XXXXX telling me about a program with a new system of stacking free members in a group, and I would have a chance to upgrade ahead of the others. When one of those people upgraded, they would be in my residually paying downline!